POSTAL 4: No Regerts

POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical, comedic, open-world first-person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to POSTAL 2, lovingly referred to as “The Worst Game Ever”! (PS The third part was never released.)

FEATURES:

– Free-roaming, open world, sandbox gameplay: From Monday to Friday, in any order, complete your daily list of errands, be it smuggling migrants across the border, participating in a rally at the local sports arena, being a nerd in virtual reality, or just collecting signatures for the old one. good petition! Also look for additional side quests, Going POSTAL challenges, and Krotchi collectibles for additional rewards! Or forget about everything and just create chaos in your path!

– The Dude’s voice choice: Jon St. John, industry veteran and legendary voice of Duke Nukem, makes his debut as The Dude! Also returning are fan favorites Rick Hunter (P1 and P2) and Corey Cruise (P3), with optional voices to choose from, putting more of The Dude than ever at your fingertips!

– A brand new city: Welcome to Edensin. Explore and uncover the dark secrets of this gambling city! Visit your local jail, but not as an inmate! Meet the mysterious and unusual locals on the Mexican border! Travel the roads on your fashionable scooter! Protect your skin and any exposed orifices from the mountain dwellers in the mysterious Dark Lodge! Try your luck at the casino in the elite part of the city “Zag” under the watchful eye of the monolithic ERC tower!

– Pacifism or Violence: Enjoy complete freedom to choose your actions! New weapons and other means for peaceful resolution (or at least non-lethal) conflicts, but violence still has not been canceled!

– New friends and enemies: Meet Kunny, the best part (depending on your preferences, of course) Crotchie! Check out the beats, and maybe some other bouncing parts of DJ Carter Cruise! And unwind the towering toilet paper empire of the dreaded P. Tinklage!

– Lots of weapons: Starting with the classics of the second post, like the legendary shovel, gas canister and the famous boomerang machete! So are completely new guns, such as the AK, the four-barreled sawn-off shotgun, and the super-powerful M60! And with the help of new bird cages you can create feathered chaos! Spurt’n’Squirt lets you play around with a variety of liquids: fill it with water to put out a fire, gasoline to create a makeshift flamethrower, or urine to rain gold on passers-by in Edensina!

– Powerups: Spice up your playthrough with unique items like the classic cat silencer, time-slowing catnip, and an energy drink for dual-wielding guns! And if you want arms like Jackie Chan, legs like Chuck Norris and a urethra like an elephant, then take a dose of vitamin X (cautiously causes shrinkage of the testicles)!

– Combining Weapons and Other Possibilities: Crazy or not, captured cats can be combined with grenades or a rocket launcher to ensure these pussies are explosive! With a whiff of catnip, control the bullets through a sniper scope! Do you want to reach new heights? Engage the grappling hook!

– Dude Customization: Want to get nostalgic? Dress up the Dude in the cape from POSTAL 2! Possibility of changing skins on weapons! And that’s not all the ways to customize!

– Interactivity: Build a deadly canine army by simply feeding a couple of barn dogs some dog treats! Carry objects throughout the levels to climb to different places, or throw them at passers-by! Buy weapons and power-ups from vending machines! For the first time in the franchise, functioning toilets, but don’t forget to flush after yourself!